Hoyataho!

Just posted this to Facebook. Why should they have all the fun? Suggestions are welcomed.

I'm going to the Drunk Mythology Pub Crawl, and apparently people are planning on costumes. The problem is finding something easy, comfortable, and cheap, which also has strong brand recognition. Should I be:

--the goddess Anoia (Discworld), carrying a broken kitchen drawer, festooned with cooking implements that no one knows how to use

--pop-culture Brunhilde, wearing a horned helmet and carrying a spear, with my hair in braids

--Rhiannon, toy birds and bird-themed jewelry, plus a hobbyhorse; what did women wear in Olde Times in Wales?

--Skade (Norse): fur hat and mittens, carry a pair of skis everywhere and creepily ask men to take off their shoes so I can look at their feet (seriously, this one might be my best idea)

--Something else which you can explain in the comments